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Post  Spartan on Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:25 pm

It's hard to swallow the truth when you're choking on your pride.


This is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.




BTW: My cousin sent me this xD i think its really why ppl kiss on Shayia. I hope this isn't to big.Very Happy
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Post  eruthiad on Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:18 pm

LOL. This is hilarious!
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Post  MrAwesome009 on Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:30 pm

Ahahahahaha.

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Post  salmoneus on Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:54 pm

Just dont kiss the clowns ass. Twisted Evil
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Post  Wolfpsyco on Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:21 pm

Wow.. wonder where "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" will take you... XD
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Post  Spartan on Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:54 am

XD i thought i was hilarious when i first saw it to. As for "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" ..well u do the math......lol.
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Post  MrAwesome009 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:54 am

379%

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Post  Spartan on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:47 pm

Me thinks you have to much free time. xD
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Post  MrAwesome009 on Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:01 pm

Honestly, that took like 10 seconds... lol...

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Post  Spartan on Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:02 am

Then could you help me with math then xD SOLVE! 111111111111111 (to the 2 power) xD = A NUMBER! BTW: No calculators! this is a Pop Quiz! I hope you studied!
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Post  Spartan on Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:10 am

salmoneus wrote:Just dont kiss the clowns ass. Twisted Evil
those the clown have aids or something? It makes no sense >_<
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Post  MrAwesome009 on Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:52 am

That's actually really easy xD

12345679012345654320987654321

Look up the cool stuffs that 11111's do when you square them xD

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Post  Khairi on Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:47 pm

Do you have a life? x3

KIDDING!!!
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Post  Spartan on Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:39 pm

xD Or maybe someones a genius?! *cough cough* not ........1937488129374 x 173812748721856 = ? lol still no calculators Razz xD
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Post  MrAwesome009 on Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:31 am

Yeah. I'm a genius >.>

And I don't know that one... I could If i had time (and paper... but I really don't wanna >.>)... Besides, I suspect the answer would be "overflow error" on most calculators.

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